2,14 TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOUR MATE IS  
      2,14HAVING AN AFFAIR ON THE COMPUTER
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12 10. 13Lately she sits at the computer naked.
12  9. 13After signing off he always has a 
     13cigarette.
12  8. 13The giant inflatable disk drive.
12  7. 13In the morning the screen is all fogged up.
12  6. 13He's gotten good at typing with one hand.
12  5. 13She makes sarcastic remarks about your 
     13software.
12  4. 13There is lipstick on the mouse.
12  3. 13During sex she screams: A..Colon..Backslash
     13..Enter..Insert.
12  2. 13The jam in the printer is a pair of 
     13underpants.
12  1. 13The h/d is filled with pics of some guys 
     13a.*.s.